We're dudes, dude. We'd gladly provide whatever is necessary to get women to take off their clothes. But I don't necessarily hold only fans models in low regard. I just don't think teachers should do it because the profession should be held in much higher regard and those who teach should realize that once you put yourself out there naked, you will never be looked at the same by your horny male students and your judgy female students. (Imagine, if you will, being talked about behind your back by your students as the "one with the hairy bush." Good luck teaching Socrates that year. )

I'm a teacher and I approve these remarks.